Now thats just crazy talk...

Walking down hallway at school:
Jessica: “Fine,”
Rachel: “Fine,”
Jessica: “Fine,”
Rachel: “Fine,”
Jessica: “Fine,”
Rachel: “Fine,”
Jessica: “Fine,”
Rachel: “Fine,”
AJ and D. Bender: “Shut-up!!”


Jane Neff: “Ok, everyone, get a partner,”
Rachel grabs Beth and goes “Mine!”


Selena: I’d hug you but I am all sweaty.
Rachel: I’ll hug you anyways!
Jessica: Ahhhhh!!*runs away with Rachel chasing her*

O'Neill: "I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS!!!" (Legacy)


DeLUISE: Daniel Jackson is a mystery wrapped in an enigma that kind of walks around in a circle with a riddle.-The Lowdown

"Yeah. Sometimes it seems like gossip *is* reality on this station," Jadzia noted.
Miles snickered. "Does that make you God of DS9?"

Rachel’s top ten stupidest moments (and more)

-Falling on my ass in the high school hallway that day it rained.

-Almost got hit by car in state college on science field trip.

-Getting lost in Washington dc.

-Announcing in Chinese restaurant we were going to Victoria Secret.

-Ran into lockers doing ‘mission impossible’ thing.

-Sitting in choir declaring planet ‘orban’ and waving red handkerchief on stick.

-When Nate was walking out of office, almost ran into door.

-Asked Marc if he thought we were pretty (at msec)

-Got hit in face with soccer ball at msec

-Almost fell down stairs at msec

-At May 4 choir concert ran to Jessie's house, got sick and threw up.

Giving a whole new meaning to 'spelled out'

Jessica: “I am trying to play on my computer”
Rachel: “What?”
Jessica: “Play on my computer”
Rachel: “Pray?”
Jessica: “PLAY! P-L-A-Y! PLAY!”
Later-
Jessica: “Ahh!”
Rachel: “What?”
Jessica: “Ahh! A-h-h, ahh.”


Jessica: “We have weird lives.”


Jessica: “I hear giggle, giggle, giggle, and I fear.” Re: Rachel


Rachel: “Rachel, FROM HELL!”
Jessica: “No, Rachel is scary in itself”


Brittany and Rebecca: “Underpants!”

Selena: “Yes,”
Rachel: “No,”
Selena: “Yes,”
Rachel: “No,”
Selena: “Yes,”
Rachel: “No,”
Selena: “Yes,”
Rachel: “No,”
Selena: “Yes,”
Rachel: “No,”

Things of importance...

“Stories can be whimsical…or frightening…or melancholy …or many other things. But noble stories…are the ones that can most affect our lives.”-Eudana to Kim

don't always know what the hell i am doing...

"Is it inappropriate? I was told that we were to bring something that they could use in married life together. They both like literature so much, and the Major did tell me they need all the help they can get," the Constable replied. With a groan Kira slid down in her chair.

"No, Odo I love it, I really do!" Julian exclaimed.

"I like number 51!" Garak answered as he began to demonstrate on the doctor.

"Whoa boys!" Dax pulled the two lovers apart, "There'll be plenty of time for that after the wedding! Hmm, let me see that, are there pictures too?"



"A book?" they both queried at the same time. Garak read the title aloud, "The Growth and Development of Your Child--From Birth to Adolescence." All eyes instinctively turned and stared at Odo.

"Really, Constable, we have to work on your gift ideas," O'Brien joked.

"Well, the last book worked, didn't it?" Odo defended himself.

"Oh yes, Odo, it did. I'm sure that this one will come in handy also. Thank you so much." Julian flashed his trademark smile at the security officer, who nodded in return.

"The last book had illustrations," Dax mumbled.

"Yes, it did, Commander, and just when did you intend to return it?" Garak questioned as Jadzia shifted uncomfortably in her seat. She ignored Worf's stare.

“ Ah, screw it. But I am not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Buck, Flash, or Arthur frelling Dent; I am Dorothy Gail from Kansas. You are gonna hire more ancients.” –John Chriton

Timing is everything in life.

Beth: " I am giving up on him."
Rach: " You could still lust after him."
Beth: "!!?"
Jess: (in background) "What did she say now?"
Beth: " Rachel, tell Jessie what you just said!"




Rachel: “Brigadier General O’Neill. "
Jessica: “Mmm.”
Rachel: “He’s in charge now!”
Jessica: “Yay!!*pause* Oh, no!”


Rachel:"Bwahahahaha!!"
Jessica: “Did you just cackle evilly?”